About The Author

R.J. Nobleman

R.J. Nobleman is a former high school teacher and college professor, and a very verbose, very ‘bald writing’ author of several books. As one can easily see from this book, he likes to write about crazy and STUPID things! Yet, as ‘CRAZY’ as these stories are, they are ALL TRUE! RJ is a member of a number of organizations, including the Knights of Pythias and The Screen Actors Guild/American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA). At one time, several decades ago, he had his own DJ radio music show, specializing in ‘oldies from the 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s! RJ is also a Ph.D. biologist, specializing in cytogenetics and chromosome biology. All stories in this book are absolutely true, but some names have been changed to protect the innocent (and the GUILTY)!

RJ at one year old. Even at that young age, I was already a joker!

Photos of my Basset Hound, Alvina

Russian Dwarf Hamster Chromosomes

Mouse Chromosomes

Human Chromosomes

LEFT WITH EGG ON HER FACE!

As a final story, I’d like to introduce you to my newest dog, “Shnopsy”, a female gray/blue Chinese Shar- Pei! Shnopsy is quite a character, who behaves a lot like me (RJ) when I was a kid! Shnopsy has a habit of sticking her entire face directly into the food bowl, winding up with food all over her face! Below is a picture of Shnopsy after eating a bowl of mashed hard-boiled eggs. She is always left with egg on her face, as can be seen below! (But, as always, and as the saying goes, SHE MEANT WELL! (AND SO DID I)!!!